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proximoception ([personal profile] proximoception) wrote2009-02-15 12:03 pm

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I never thought of that, the contribution SUVs et al. must have made to so many roads and bridges getting torn up these last fifteen years.

Tom Tomorrow voice: Who could have imagined portable, armored living rooms might prove dangerous and unsustainable?

They weren't very big in Ohio when I left, though one did see them and mutter something about selfish white suburbanites, and I just sort of assumed they were what people drove in BC because it was BC--where surely everyone offroaded all the time (fact-based suspicion: nobody actually offroads). It was up there that I did notice the sports car niche was being refilled by huge shiny things, which struck me as the absolute worst trend possible, short of actually mounting cannons on hoods or spikes on wheels.

Down here they seem to take their place as the proper completion of something very, very stupid. And they will reliably tailgate you between seven feet and 0.1 cm.

And in general they ranked high on the list of things your voice and brain got hoarse complaining about c. 2004, didn't they? Liberal burnout is a phenomenon that needs some books about it.

The Canyonero was one of The Simpsons' final sublimities.

[identity profile] all-unnecessary.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
A friend of mine made this SUV macro one afternoon:


Mormon in-jokes ftw!

[identity profile] proximoception.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of the endless hummer limo in that Lil Wayne video, full of coy and languid video versions of Las Vegas prostitutes, eerily harem-like. I guess Manson's musician friends proved cult leaders and male pop stars are after the same things, if we didn't know already?

[identity profile] all-unnecessary.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Yes. And the armored aspect: the vanity of feelings of both persecution and adoration.