I didn't think you were an idiot. I just assumed that, if you have as much trouble with my English as I sometimes have with yours, you might have been led to think this was a transcription of an actual dialogue. Or had understood fine that it was an imaginary dialogue, but wondered whether I had invested myself particularly in one of the two voices.

As for who I concretely am, my name is Steve and I'm a North American. That's about all there is to know and all I care to tell here.