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proximoception ([personal profile] proximoception) wrote2016-12-21 06:17 pm

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What ever happened to [livejournal.com profile] xhasyxhaxha? I've seldom encountered someone so drastically gifted. I hope he publishes.

[identity profile] proximoception.livejournal.com 2017-01-02 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
For some reason I now need to know what a bolting cat is.

[identity profile] proximoception.livejournal.com 2017-01-02 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's a cat that bolts. You wanted it to be some kind of obscure outmoded carpentry tool but you can't have what you want today.

[identity profile] proximoception.livejournal.com 2017-01-03 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Exclamation points were invented when someone stumbled while employing a stripping fox.

[identity profile] xhasyxhaxha.livejournal.com 2017-01-03 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I was always taught to never run with scissors, nor trot with a stripping fox.