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2016-08-20 02:07 pm
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Maddy: Donald Trump is a real monster, right? If you see him, just let me know and I'll save you. I'm not scared of him.
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2015-03-26 10:54 am
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Maddy: We have to sleep with our eyes open to watch TV.
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2015-03-23 09:49 pm
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Julie: What are you looking at over there honey?

Maddy, pointing into a gas station: I see a man in that store.

Julie: Oh yeah? What's he doing?

Maddy: He's just in the store. (Beat.) Mans are good to look at.

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Maddy, pointing to a Pac-Man style ghost on her shirt: Its mouth is unplugged.

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Me: Your eyes a little tired?

Maddy, rubbing them: Yeah, from all that sleep.

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Maddy, after hearing us talk about an upcoming birthday and then our schedules: Friday is good for Maddy. Saturday and birthday and thing are good. And then I sit down and eat it.

Julie: Eat what, cake?

Maddy: Yeah!