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Jan. 3rd, 2017 02:34 amThe saddest thing about life is that talking about any of the fifty saddest things about life is offensive.
Jan. 3rd, 2017
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Jan. 3rd, 2017 02:49 amUndead on the Bed: put little nosferatus, Ring Girls, or Grudge thingies on or near the beds of loved ones while they sleep! Move them nightly for fresh shocks or creepy time-lapse effects!
Insomnia! the Board Game: with drawing cards saying things like ... have to pee too bad to sleep but too tired to pee - go back thirty minutes; too tired to remember to sleep - go back an hour fifteen; exhausted existence has you feeling nothing has been fun and despair over failure to sleep has you saying fuck it, let's just find something amusing to do all night because clearly sleep is just impossible - lose all leptin, gain forty micrograms of cortisol; forget to take melatonin - go back three hours and forget to take melatonin the next night etc.
Goal is a pile of those Solla-Sollew pillows but the paths on the board fall apart in delirium swamps halfway there.
Insomnia! the Board Game: with drawing cards saying things like ... have to pee too bad to sleep but too tired to pee - go back thirty minutes; too tired to remember to sleep - go back an hour fifteen; exhausted existence has you feeling nothing has been fun and despair over failure to sleep has you saying fuck it, let's just find something amusing to do all night because clearly sleep is just impossible - lose all leptin, gain forty micrograms of cortisol; forget to take melatonin - go back three hours and forget to take melatonin the next night etc.
Goal is a pile of those Solla-Sollew pillows but the paths on the board fall apart in delirium swamps halfway there.