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Feb. 7th, 2016 09:48 amWays to waste flight dreams:
1. Find people who aren't flying and gloat.
2. Find people who aren't flying and try to prove to them how everyone must be able to fly and just hadn't realized it.
3. Find scientists and explain how there are clearly things not yet understood about gravity, vacuums, or particulate matter.
4. Spend the whole time wondering how the hell you're flying.
5. Fly up so high your brain has no idea what would be there and phones it in.
6. Fly out so far your brain has no idea what would be there and phones it in.
7. Fly around looking for somewhere to pee.
1. Find people who aren't flying and gloat.
2. Find people who aren't flying and try to prove to them how everyone must be able to fly and just hadn't realized it.
3. Find scientists and explain how there are clearly things not yet understood about gravity, vacuums, or particulate matter.
4. Spend the whole time wondering how the hell you're flying.
5. Fly up so high your brain has no idea what would be there and phones it in.
6. Fly out so far your brain has no idea what would be there and phones it in.
7. Fly around looking for somewhere to pee.
